Sunsets in Silhouette Dreams

mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

larrys27tattoos:

whatisonyobiscuit:

starrysleeper:

tribblesexual-jotunn:

thelilnan:

I am really bothered by the fact that basically the only reason why gay marriage is illegal is because some people think it’s disgusting. You know, I think peas are disgusting but we’re noT MAKING THAT ILLEGAL ARE WE 

what’s wrong with you peas are delicious

gay people are delicious too

no dessert for you until you eat all your gays 

what the fuck just happened here

be quiet and eat your gays

acowardlylion:

first date questions

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

One thing you have to admire about Sims

resinfiend:

pibsims:

No prejudice at all on their part.

No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.

No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight. 

We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.

But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER

just a few more types of liquor to make an adios motherfucker

just a few more types of liquor to make an adios motherfucker

The origins of the mixed race

shitmystudentswrite:

During colonization, the mixed race came about because the priests boned the natives.

Vagina-first

shitmystudentswrite:

Before her marriage bed was even cold, Gertrude jumped vagina-first into bed with Claudius.

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit